I don’t want to wake up. I still feel exhausted and my head is pounding. But I don’t have much of a choice. My bed feels like it’s made of metal. Ok. . . It is made of metal. What the -? I’m laying on metal surrounded by bars. I’m in a cage? What is …
Category Archive: Humor
Another Mystery Is History
“You really thought you could get away with it, didn’t you?” “Yes,” the old man hissed. “And I would’ve, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids. And that slimy little frog of theirs!” The police took the old man away as the sleuthing friends climbed into their Secret Sedan. “Another crime busted, another …
The Legend of McScroog
This is the story of McScroog McScroog? McScroog A wonderful and magical dude Which dude? This dude McScroog Who could do magic better than all other men He can? Who can? McScroog Then one day a dragon appeared With a beard? No that’s weird And the villagers are ran in fear Lots of tears Oh …
Addiction
It’s an addiction, what I do. I can’t help myself. Well, if I’m really being honest, I can help myself. It’s just really hard and I really enjoy it, so I just choose not to. It’s easier and more fun to give in. I probably shouldn’t do it. In fact, I’m pretty darn sure I …
Poetry In Emotion
It was a dark and stormy night No no it’s not a story I need to write Rose are red. Violets are… Blue? I can’t make it say what I want it to If love was water you’d be a river There’s a deadline looming and I can’t deliver How can I write about romance …
