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		<title>Wrath Giveaway Winners</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 23:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations to delanea, bessamy, and Ted G! You came, you commented, and you won! Thank you for visiting The Lit Schmo and helping to make this giveaway such a great success. And congratulations to all the winners!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Congratulations</strong> to delanea, bessamy, and Ted G! You came, you commented, and you won! Thank you for visiting The Lit Schmo and helping to make this giveaway such a great success. And congratulations to all the winners!</p>
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		<title>Authors Eric Blehm &amp; Chris Kyle: LIVE Webcast</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2012 18:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This just in from WaterBrook Multnomah Publishing: &#8220;Eric Blehm, author of Fearless, will be sitting down with another New York Times bestselling author, Chris Kyle, on September 10th at 3:30 ET. Chris&#8217; book, American Sniper, chronicles his life as a U.S. Navy SEAL and one of the most lethal snipers in U.S. military history. Chris &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://theschmorgasboard.com/authors-blehm-kyle-live/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This just in from <a href="http://waterbrookmultnomah.com/">WaterBrook Multnomah Publishing</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Eric Blehm, author of Fearless, will be sitting down with another New York Times bestselling author, Chris Kyle, on September 10th at 3:30 ET. Chris&#8217; book, American Sniper, chronicles his life as a U.S. Navy SEAL and one of the most lethal snipers in U.S. military history.</p>
<p>Chris and Eric will be discussing their memories and recollections from 9/11 and talking about their books. Most importantly, Eric will be talking with Chris about the life of Adam Brown. Eric will recall how Adam reached the top level of the U.S. Navy SEALs in spite of injuries many would consider career-enders, including losing sight in one of his eyes and a Humvee crash that nearly severed the fingers on his dominant hand. Through struggles with addiction and physical challenges, Adam became a hero to his family and a hero to those he served and to his country. Adam achieved all this, not through some rare internal drive&#8230; but through his faith in Christ.&#8221;
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<p> You can watch this broadcast by visiting <a href=" http://fearlessnavyseal.com/live-webcast-with-chris-kyle/">FearlessNavySeal.com</a>. You can also come here and watch it below.</p>
<p>Again, that&#8217;s September 10 at 3:30pm EST. You don&#8217;t want to miss this!</p>
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		<title>Two Comebacks and a Giveaway</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2012 16:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Lit Schmo is making a comeback, and so is John Reeves. Not familiar with him? Then you need to head to Amazon and pick up The Fall of Billy Hitchings by Kirkus MacGowan, because&#8230; The day of WRATH is almost here! To celebrate his upcoming release on the 28th, Kirkus MacGowan is giving away &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://theschmorgasboard.com/two-comebacks-and-a-giveaway/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Lit Schmo is making a comeback, and so is John Reeves. Not familiar with him? Then you need to head to Amazon and pick up The Fall of Billy Hitchings by Kirkus MacGowan, because&#8230;</p>
<p>The day of WRATH is almost here!</p>
<p>To celebrate his upcoming release on the 28th, Kirkus MacGowan is giving away 20 FREE copies of Wrath (A John Reeves Novel), follow up to his debut and Amazon Mystery bestseller, The Fall of Billy Hitchings. I’m helping him out today by giving YOU a chance to win a free eBook copy, or a $25 (£15.92 in the UK) Amazon gift card!</p>
<p><b>Wrath Contest Details</b></p>
<p>The best part? It’s so easy! Just leave a comment on this blog post. Multiple comments will not gain you extra entries. However, you may gain extra entries by commenting on other blogs participating in the Wrath giveaway.</p>
<p>Kirkus is giving away twenty FREE eBook copies of Wrath (A John Reeves Novel) in a format of your choice, and a $25 gift card to a random commenter. If we have a huge outpouring of support, he will increase the number of free copies accordingly.</p>
<p>The contest ends at midnight, August 26th, EST. This allows Kirkus time to post the winners on his blog on the 27th along with the blog they commented on. On that post, he’ll tell the winners how to contact him for their winnings.</p>
<p><b>Not sure if you want a copy of Wrath?</b></p>
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<p>Tom Stronach, an avid reader and book reviewer, agreed to check out an advanced reading copy of Wrath. Head on over to his blog Is It Me? to check out the review. Click <a href="http://tomstronach.blogspot.com/2012/08/book-review-wrath-by-kirkus-macgowan.html">here</a>.</p>
<p>If you prefer to read a sample of Wrath, <a href="http://www.kirkusmacgowan.info/books-by-kirkus/work-in-progress-wrath/">click here</a> to read the first chapter on Kirkus’ blog, <a href="http://www.kirkusmacgowan.info/">Diapers, Bookmarks and Pipe Dreams</a>.</p>
<p><b>What readers are saying about Wrath</b></p>
<p>A few other readers checked out Wrath as well. Here’s what they’re saying:</p>
<p>“I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT!! The only problem I have with your books is that I can’t put them down!”</p>
<p>“Wrath will stick with you for days after you finish reading.”</p>
<p>“In my opinion it was even better than the first one!!”</p>
<p>“Like Criminal Minds on paper!”</p>
<p><b>Giveaway Summary</b></p>
<p>1. Leave a comment on this post! That’s all it takes to enter. If you’re not sure what to write, how about telling us what book you’re reading right now or maybe your favorite book this year.</p>
<p>2. Head over to Kirkus’ blog on August 27th and see if your name is on the list of winners. <a href="http://www.kirkusmacgowan.info/">Diapers, Bookmarks, and Pipe Dreams</a>.</p>
<p>If you’re not one of the lucky winners, you’ll still be able to grab an eBook copy for less than $5! Kirkus sends you his thanks for the support.</p>
<p>Good luck!</p>
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		<title>To My Mom For Mother&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 17:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For everything you are For everything you&#8217;ve done For watching out for me For letting me have fun For comfort when I&#8217;m down For laughter and sunshine For putting up with me When I pushed and crossed the line For encouraging me to write And sing a heartfelt song For not saying &#8220;told you so&#8221; &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://theschmorgasboard.com/to-my-mom-for-mothers-day/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For everything you are<br />
For everything you&#8217;ve done<br />
For watching out for me<br />
For letting me have fun</p>
<p>For comfort when I&#8217;m down<br />
For laughter and sunshine<br />
For putting up with me<br />
When I pushed and crossed the line</p>
<p>For encouraging me to write<br />
And sing a heartfelt song<br />
For not saying &#8220;told you so&#8221;<br />
When everything went wrong</p>
<p>For knowing when to hold my hand<br />
And when you should go<br />
For giving me a place to live<br />
When I had nowhere else to go</p>
<p>Despite all I&#8217;ve put you through<br />
You&#8217;ve always stood by me<br />
The problem&#8217;s never been with you<br />
It&#8217;s always been with me</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve had our ups and downs<br />
But you&#8217;ve loved me the whole time<br />
I haven&#8217;t always showed my love<br />
But I&#8217;m trying with this rhyme</p>
<p>To say the things I should have said<br />
A long long time ago<br />
I love you Mom and I&#8217;m so grateful<br />
More than you can know</p>
<p>For knowing when to stand back<br />
And knowing when to stay<br />
You mean so very much to me<br />
Happy Mother&#8217;s Day</p>
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		<title>House of Cards &#8211; Part One</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 05:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone has a past. Some have a good one; others, not so much. Marianna couldn&#8217;t escape hers if her life depended on it. As her bad luck would have it, her life did indeed depend on it. She just didn&#8217;t know it yet. Marianna was a quiet girl, living in her small hometown in the &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://theschmorgasboard.com/house-of-cards-part-one/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone has a past. Some have a good one; others, not so much. Marianna couldn&#8217;t escape hers if her life depended on it.</p>
<p>As her bad luck would have it, her life did indeed depend on it. She just didn&#8217;t know it yet.</p>
<p>Marianna was a quiet girl, living in her small hometown in the same house she had grown up in. Her parents, who had died months after her high school graduation, had left it to her in their will. That was the family tradition: dying young, passing on the house to the young and unprepared offspring. It had been that way for generations, so many that no one remembered exactly how many anymore. Mari didn&#8217;t mind much. She knew that was just the way it was. There wasn&#8217;t any sense in trying to change it, so she went along. At least she didn&#8217;t have to worry about finding a new place to live.</p>
<p>Her life was as quiet as she was, maybe quieter even. She worked as a librarian&#8217;s assistant, attended church every Sunday, and spent most evenings at home. She enjoyed reading and crotcheting. When she wanted a little excitement, she did crossword puzzles. She had a cat, who never minded the silence and always loved the yarn. They had a happy life.</p>
<p>Some of the church ladies, prone to gossip and meddling, would not-so-subtly try to play matchmaker for Mari. She knew they meant well, but she just wasn&#8217;t interested in experiencing the turmoil of dating and applying makeup and eating in front of someone else. She was perfectly happy to sit home with her cat and their yarn. It was a quiet, simple life, and that&#8217;s how Mari liked it.</p>
<p>Despite her introvertedness, or perhaps because of it, she had experienced many a rough patch, mostly alone. When her parents passed away, they&#8217;d left a lot of debt along with the house. Mari&#8217;s job, although steady, didn&#8217;t pay nearly enough to cover the cost of her parent&#8217;s interrment. She barely covered her daily expenses. Of course, she was too shy to tell anyone what was wrong, let alone ask for help. And of course, the church gossips found out somehow anyway and told Pastor Michaels. He wasn&#8217;t an intrusive man, but he knew Marianna would never come to him about the situation. Luckily for her, his generosity and compassion were greater than his loathing for meddling, so he took her aside and offered to chip in. He wouldn&#8217;t take no for an answer. Knowing how indebted she would feel, he simply told her she could volunteer for events and cleanup duty a few extra times a month.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, this was only one of many hardships Mari had endured. Her parents had been good ones, but their early deaths had left her a bit unprepared for adult life. They&#8217;d insisted that she focus on her education rather than get a job. They hadn&#8217;t been rich but they had been well enough off that she didn&#8217;t have to worry about saving up for college. Despite the debt they left, she&#8217;d decided to enroll in the local community college and take courses toward an Associate&#8217;s in art. She lasted a semester before her shyness got the best of her. She couldn&#8217;t handle the bustle of the campus and the scrutiny over her work. Her professors loved her artwork and told her she had tons of potential, but all that positive attention was almost as hard for her to take as criticism would have been.</p>
<p>So she had dropped out, ashamed of her failure and the fact that her introverted nature had kept her from pursuing something she loved. She resolved to never paint again.</p>
<p>Despite all the negatives in her life, she remained a positive person. She had trouble connecting with people, but she was always happy to lend a helping hand any time she could. Her church&#8217;s congregation adored her and always appreciated her contributions. Her neighbors were grateful for her volunteerism when it came time for Neighborhood Watch, and the schoolkids always stopped at her house with fundraising brochures. No one could&#8217;ve asked for a better member of a community.</p>
<p>And no one would&#8217;ve guessed that Marianna, of all people, would be the one responsible for the rash of break-ins, prank calls, and acts of vandalism that would ultimately end with an explosion.</p>
<p><em>This is part one of a series of short stories, which will be part of a full-length novel. I don&#8217;t know yet if I will write the rest only for Indie Ink challenges, but you will be able to find the whole story under the category Writing&gt;Novel&gt;House of Cards or the tag &#8220;Marianna&#8221; on http://theschmorgasboard.com. Check back soon for part two!</em><br />
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For the <a href="http://www.indieink.org/writing-challenges/" target="_blank">IndieInk Writing Challenge</a> this week, <a href="http://mediocrewayne.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Mediocre Wayne</a> challenged me with &#8220;The only way to preserve our future is to destroy the past.&#8221; and I challenged <a href="http://sassyirishlassie.com" target="_blank">Kat</a> with &#8220;There was no way I could have known then, but my decision would later shake the very foundation of the entire world&#8217;s beliefs to the core.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>The Revolving Doggy Door</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 05:26:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t want to wake up. I still feel exhausted and my head is pounding. But I don&#8217;t have much of a choice. My bed feels like it&#8217;s made of metal. Ok. . . It is made of metal. What the -? I&#8217;m laying on metal surrounded by bars. I&#8217;m in a cage? What is &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://theschmorgasboard.com/the-revolving-doggy-door/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t want to wake up. I still feel exhausted and my head is pounding. But I don&#8217;t have much of a choice. My bed feels like it&#8217;s made of metal.</p>
<p>Ok. . . It is made of metal. What the -? I&#8217;m laying on metal surrounded by bars. I&#8217;m in a cage? What is going on? I hear barking. I see more cages stacked all over the place. Some of them have dogs in them. These cages aren&#8217;t that big. How did I get in here?</p>
<p>Whoa. This- this can&#8217;t be happening. Somebody glued fur all over me. I don&#8217;t remember going to a party so I couldn&#8217;t have committed a party foul. If this is a prank, it&#8217;s a really messed up one. </p>
<p>Now that I think of it, I can&#8217;t remember what I did last night at all. Even everything before that is kind of hazy. I remember talking to my ex. . . Oh my God! She has to be behind this!</p>
<p>We dated for a couple months but she was a total prude so I dumped her. She called me a dog. Pfft whatever. She was just mad &#8217;cause she got dumped by me. And I&#8217;m awesome. </p>
<p>There&#8217;s no way she&#8217;s behind this. I must be dreaming. This isn&#8217;t possible. I mean, she is a genetic physicist but even she couldn&#8217;t pull this off. Could she?<br />
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&#8220;Hey, we have a new dog, Michelle!&#8221; Doug leaned close and peered into the cage. &#8220;Hey there fella. Man, you&#8217;re an ugly sucker. Wait, what&#8217;s that in your collar?&#8221; He reached in and pulled out a piece of paper. It read, &#8220;This dog was found humping a lot of girls&#8217; legs. He&#8217;s up to date on his shots but needs to be put down. P. S. I cut off a little too much when I neutered him. Oops!&#8221;<br />
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For the <a href="http://www.indieink.org/writing-challenges/" target="_blank">IndieInk Writing Challenge</a> this week, <a href="http://frommywriteside.wordpress.com" target="_blank">SAM</a> challenged me with &#8220;You awake and you realize you are no longer human, you&#8217;re an animal. You are surrounded by cages filled with more animals. You are in a kennel. A man wearing a white coat walks past your cage but you are unable to move, Your eyes follow him, and when he turns, you recognize him. What animal are you, who is this man, and why did he do this to you? You have 500 words, and you must write it from the point of view (first person) of the animal you became.&#8221; and I challenged <a href="ladynimue.wordpres.com" target="_blank">Nimue</a> with &#8220;You deserve much better than me.&#8221;</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 06:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In support of the blackout protesting SOPA/PIPA, I am joining the cause by marking all posts private. I have contacted my local representatives and hope that you will do the same. On January 24, 2012, a vote will be made and the future of our freedom hangs in the balance. Join me and millions of &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://theschmorgasboard.com/blackout_for_sopa-pipa/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">In support of the blackout protesting SOPA/PIPA, I am joining the cause by marking all posts private. I have contacted my local representatives and hope that you will do the same. On January 24, 2012, a vote will be made and the future of our freedom hangs in the balance. Join me and millions of others as we stand up for what we believe to be wrong, against those who would rather take the easy way out and suppress our freedom of speech, of expression, of creation. Below are some links you can visit for more information about SOPA/PIPA, the blackout, and contacting your local government. Thank you.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="http://fightforthefuture.org/pipa/" href="http://fightforthefuture.org/pipa/">http://fightforthefuture.org/pipa/</a><br />
<a title="https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/" href="https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/">https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/</a><br />
<a title="http://fightforthefuture.org/pipa/ https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page" href="http://fightforthefuture.org/pipa/ https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page</a></p>
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		<title>Rafflecopter &#8211; The Simple Way To Do Giveaways</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 05:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, Rafflecopter opened to the public. And to celebrate, they&#8217;re giving away an iPad2 and two &#8211; count &#8216;em, TWO! &#8211; Kindle Fires! Nine months ago, we set out to create an app that makes it super simple to manage the process of running a giveaway on your blog. In 2012, with your continued support, &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://theschmorgasboard.com/rafflecopter-giveaway/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today, Rafflecopter opened to the public. And to celebrate, they&#8217;re giving away an iPad2 and two &#8211; count &#8216;em, TWO! &#8211; Kindle Fires!</p>
<blockquote><p>Nine months ago, we set out to create an app that makes it super simple to manage the process of running a giveaway on your blog. In 2012, with your continued support, we’re looking forward to making Rafflecopter even awesome-r <img src='http://theschmorgasboard.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Many of you have asked how you can give back. We’ve had emails sent to us asking if we accept donations. We’ve even had <a href="http://blog.rafflecopter.com/2011/08/theres-no-food-in-here/">folks send us food</a> and yes, someone even ordered us a pizza! We sincerely appreciate the support. Nothing makes us happier <img src='http://theschmorgasboard.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  We believe in <a href="http://blog.rafflecopter.com/2011/06/why-is-rafflecopter-free/">keeping Rafflecopter free</a> and strive to keep it that way.</p>
<p>So if you love Rafflecopter and want to give back, simply help us spread the word! Not enough motivation? Then how about this for an incentive: <strong>If you refer the winner, you win a Kindle Fire for yourself.</strong> BOOM! Look out – It’s raining prizes!</p></blockquote>
<p>I haven&#8217;t used Rafflecopter for my own giveaway yet, but I&#8217;ve used it many times to enter contests. I absolutely love it. It&#8217;s so simple to use, for hosting a giveaway and for entering one, and it&#8217;s simple, clean layout looks good with just about every site. And they&#8217;ve just improved upon the design even more. It&#8217;s beautiful.</p>
<p>Go check it out and get more info about Rafflecopter and the giveaway at <a href="http://blog.rafflecopter.com">Rafflecopter&#8217;s blog</a>. And look below to enter to win! Please tell them I referred you &#8211; Diane Mclaughlin. Good luck!</p>
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		<title>What a Tangled Web</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She paints her nails She paints her face But all the paint Can&#8217;t erase The pain she feels The scars she bears She dresses well She coifs her hair She smiles a smile That hides the pain All she does Can&#8217;t keep her sane Her inner wounds Hidden from all They cut her deep Make &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://theschmorgasboard.com/what-a-tangled-web/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She paints her nails<br />
She paints her face<br />
But all the paint<br />
Can&#8217;t erase<br />
The pain she feels<br />
The scars she bears<br />
She dresses well<br />
She coifs her hair<br />
She smiles a smile<br />
That hides the pain<br />
All she does<br />
Can&#8217;t keep her sane<br />
Her inner wounds<br />
Hidden from all<br />
They cut her deep<br />
Make her feel small<br />
She tries to climb<br />
Out of the gloom<br />
But every night<br />
She sits in her room<br />
And stares into<br />
Her reflected face<br />
And bleeds out<br />
What she can&#8217;t erase<br />
A little nick<br />
A bigger scar<br />
Until one night<br />
She&#8217;s gone too far<br />
They find her there<br />
At peace at last<br />
Finally free<br />
From her past<br />
Now scars won&#8217;t heal<br />
It&#8217;s far too late<br />
To save her from<br />
Her loved one&#8217;s fate<br />
It wasn&#8217;t her<br />
Who was abused<br />
She carried guilt<br />
Of another used<br />
She knew the name<br />
But couldn&#8217;t tell<br />
Another&#8217;s blood<br />
On her hands as well<br />
Another died<br />
She let it be<br />
She couldn&#8217;t admit<br />
What others could see<br />
But couldn&#8217;t prove<br />
Only she could<br />
Testify<br />
And she knew she should<br />
But she couldn&#8217;t stand<br />
To let her world fall<br />
He was her husband<br />
After all<br />
The house is still<br />
Silent as the grave<br />
Two lives he took<br />
Only one she gave</p>
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		<title>Another Mystery Is History</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 05:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You really thought you could get away with it, didn&#8217;t you?&#8221; &#8220;Yes,&#8221; the old man hissed. &#8220;And I would&#8217;ve, too, if it hadn&#8217;t been for those meddling kids. And that slimy little frog of theirs!&#8221; The police took the old man away as the sleuthing friends climbed into their Secret Sedan. &#8220;Another crime busted, another &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://theschmorgasboard.com/another-mystery-is-history/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;You really thought you could get away with it, didn&#8217;t you?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; the old man hissed. &#8220;And I would&#8217;ve, too, if it hadn&#8217;t been for those meddling kids. And that slimy little frog of theirs!&#8221;</p>
<p>The police took the old man away as the sleuthing friends climbed into their Secret Sedan.</p>
<p>&#8220;Another crime busted, another secret revealed. Great work, gang!&#8221; Freda beamed at her friends from the passenger seat. </p>
<p>&#8220;Yup, we&#8217;re really on a roll. Aren&#8217;t we, Scuba?&#8221; Scraggly pet the frog on the head, then grimaced and wiped his hand on the seat&#8217;s upholstery. </p>
<p>&#8220;Ribbity ribbity roo,&#8221; croaked Scuba.</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, I suggest we retire to our humble abode and create a cellular communication with a flat dough and tomato sauce eatery. We can request that they create one of their round specialities and transport it to our abode.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh Wilma, can&#8217;t you just talk like a normal person? We&#8217;re all well aware of your insanely high IQ.&#8221; Dabney rolled her eyes as she pulled out her compact and reapplied her flawless makeup.</p>
<p>&#8220;I simply can&#8217;t comprehend why you find my intellectual conversationalism to be so irritating to your psyche, Dabney. I&#8217;m merely forming my speech in such a way that is natural to me.&#8221; Wilma pushed her glasses up her nose and smiled smugly.</p>
<p>Scraggly sighed. &#8220;Here we go again, huh Scoob?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Ruh-roh Raggly.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You can say that again.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Ruh-roh Raggly.&#8221;<br />
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This is a response to this week&#8217;s <a href="http://indieink.org/contact">Indie Ink Writing Challenges</a>. My prompt came from <a href="">Sarah Cass</a>: &#8220;You really thought you could get away with it. If it wasn&#8217;t for that slimy little. . .&#8221;<br />
<em>Author&#8217;s note: Again, I have no clue what this is. I just thought it would be fun to write a spoofy epilogue of a Scooby Doo story. (And yes, the title is from My Friends Tigger and Pooh.) Please don&#8217;t have me committed. =)</em><br />
I issued a prompt to <a href="">Kurt</a>: &#8220;. . . And that&#8217;s why there&#8217;s a Christmas Day.&#8221;</p>
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