The Legend of McScroog

This is the story of McScroog
McScroog?
McScroog
A wonderful and magical dude
Which dude?
This dude McScroog
Who could do magic better than all other men
He can?
Who can?
McScroog
Then one day a dragon appeared
With a beard?
No that’s weird
And the villagers are ran in fear
Lots of tears
Oh dear!
And the dragon breathed fire all around
Burning down
The whole town
So McScroog drank the well dry
Oh my!
Did he cry?
He drank it all up and put out the flames
So he claims
For the dames
And the villagers thanked him for saving the day
Oh yay!
Hip hip hooray!
And that is the story of McScroog
McWho?
That magical dude
The legendary Phineus McScroog.
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This is a response to this week’s Indie Ink Writing Challenges. My prompt was given by Stefan: “‘Now that, was legendary.’”
I issued a prompt to Britania: “‘We’re at a place called Vertigo.’”